X One Direction Ultimate Army X: June 2015

Wednesday, 17 June 2015

Zodiac shit

Omg yessss I got "evil thoughts" louiiiisssss

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

So true tho

Louis on a roller coaster

Ikr lets talk about this cuz why nahtt? Only one thing is missing here, me in his lap. Hahahahahahah😍😍😍😂😂😂

Eh eh. So damn cute, I really wanna have an Aussie accent, so cute.

Bye goodnight.

🎀🎀

AND RAMADAN MUBARAK 🎉🎊🎉🎊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Rich Directioners ☺️

This girl is so lucky that her dad invited Harry over to surprise her, I am so jealous of rich Directioners, why?

Lol 😂 but thank god my dad does buy me a pack of gum, not that bad eh 😍

But just look at them hanging around together like bffs! I'm soooo jelly rn, you have noo goddamn idea my child, just go to sleep.

- Eesha

TEveryone has goals,even I have goals, not all of them are related to 1D, you know I have a life besides them too. That day a girl looked at my 1D temporary tattoos that I have and said "can I have this one" and pointed to the butterfly, I simply said "no because I'll put them on when I'll go to the 1D concert" and she literally started laughing, and said "pfffft ya riiight"

That felt so bad, I wanted to cry, I know I'll never go to a 1D concert or even meet them but that is one of my goals. I HOPE HOPE HOPE i achieve it. 😍😍😍

Anyway, this girl is so lucky, omfg, so lucky.

The way Harry's holding her, ugh, it's giving me chest pains, and I want to be in her place, so damn lucky, he even kissed her on the cheek. Fffff*****kkkkkkk! 😭

And then this girl, omfg, so lucky, whyyyyyy???

The way she's holding my boyfriend is so not allowed, she is so dead, soooo dead. I'm coming after you bitch. 😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭 oh God, let that be me one day. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

- Eesha 😻

Hola

Who loves the video of 1D wiggling their butts for us? It was so cute and Louis literally shakes that ass pretty good, just so good. And never forget Niall the twerker, I mean so good and face was so cute when he was twerking.

Time for Short News, because I dont like to copy off the whole thing because it never works, so screw it.

Short News :
Niall was mobbed by crazy fan girls when he came back from having dinner with Ariana Grande, btw, I never realized how close AG and NH were, until I went to Ari's ig, there that video of Niall and her and other friends have fun with helium, oomg, I love it whe n Niall is singing a part of Steal my Girl, it was so funny, I watched it over 50 times
atleast. It seems like Niall is always over at her place.

Everyone loves Harry's Nail paint that he did that day, I mean it was so cute and pink. Harry is defo, very gay. Lol

One Direction's vevo record was broken by this stupid lil kiddy show song "the wheels on the bus" goddammmit. who let that happen.

Liam is Brilliam
Niall is Phenomeniall
Louis is Fabulouis
Harry is Extraordinharry
Zayn was Amazayn

Even I can do that but sooo tru.

Another Short News, Louis will be the first to run out of money in the next ten years. As said by Harry, Liam, and Niall.

Lol

- Eesha.

Blogging is life

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YouTubers

PEWDIPIE

OMG

my cousin Effa introduced me to all the great Youtubers, love this video, its funny, I mean each and every youtuber acts gay except for Ryan Higa, but like Troye Sivan, Tyler Oakley, Joey Graceffa, Smosh, Pewdipie and all.

But some of them are extremely inappropriate, I mean I just cant watch some if the videos, because they have bad stuff, even Bart Baker. But still lurv em

Ttyl

Bye

REMINDER:

Find friends who LOVE you to infinity and free their time to talk to you and not talk to you in their free time. Help you whenever you need them, find friends who dont come to you for favours or being entertained but for talking to you and seeing you smile, for listening to your jokes. Most important, find friends, who tell you that they love you, everyday.

- Eesha x

Have a great day, I love you. Not. Hahaa

Little Mix Zen

We are so awesome when it comes to photoshop. Haaahahahhaha. Omg HILARIOUS.

I LURV LIL MIX ZEN. THEY ARE AWESOME. OMGEE

But Jade is so hot. oh lord and Perrie is so cute °-°

- Eesha x x

Louis as A Gurlll

I dont think Louis is gay but he might be Bi, for sure. But this picture is sooo pretty, I mean so pretty if he would have been a girl for sure.

I can imagine Harry drooling over this picture. Awwh

- Eesha

Photoshop XTREME

OMFG HARRRRYYYYYY!!! Omg Harry, the f**k! WHAT WHAT WHAT? Im sorry harry I dont mean you look ugly, im just omg-ing on the transformation.

To be completely fooking honest, I like him unphotoshopped, he looks so good that way..

- Eeshaaaaaa

X X X

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Vote Vote Vote

Get Voting and please vote for San Andreas in the movie category and 1D for Choice Male Hottie

TCA tb

Throwback to Last year's TCA.
TAYLOR SWIFT STRUTTING THE STAGE, SO MUCH STYLE, WOAH, but yeh, she's still annoying.

The nominees are so fun and im so gonna vote for San Andreas for best Movie. Whyyy naht?

- Eesha

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Liam With UNICEF UK

YERS LEEYUM, WE KNOW, YOU DA MAN, WE KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR US, ITS A GIG WITH THESE LADS FOR CHARITY. WE KNOW EVERYTHING. HAHAHA

False Alert | Whoops `°`°*

Omg, my mom kept on telling me that we had to be at the airport by 12 but when I woke up today, it was 12:36 and I was so scared that we might miss the flight but then my mom said that we are going tomorrow and the whole plan is that, we'll arrive at England airport and spend some days there and then drive to Manchester, its only a 4 hr trip. Soo exciteddd. My dad has the tix and he's worried we might lose em, thats why he doesnt give them to us, and I clearly didnt know that we were going to MAN on which day. Lol

Anyway, I was 45kg 7 days ago and now im 42 kg. Lost weight eh.

And btw, check out my talented cousin (Effa) 's anime drawings.

Niall.

She's the one who got me interested in Anime art and she thinks her art sucks, well effa, your drawings the best!!!!

- Eesha x x

Tuesday, 16 June 2015

I Hate Tyler Oakley

Was eating a yummy Nutella and Nuts cake, a while ago that a friend sent, which said "I miss You!" On it with turquoise, my favorite colour, how cute?

I love you.

And btw, I hate Tyler Oakley for talking shit about Liam and 1D on twitter. Frick him.

Stupid guy.

- Eesha.

Gtg sleep.

Got swimming tmrw, from 9 - 11

Goodnight.

And yeah, I had two reallllly awesome 1D dreams. They were per-fect

Larry and Liam is the best

I havent posted anything about Liam in a while but that moment when he was with UNICEF UK and he was playing tennis with all those tennis players. And when they were eating that fruit thing, I loved how he was using a spoon fork, his fear is still here. Hah

Anyway, a friendly reminder that this frikin actually happened. Im dying. How cute is this out of ten? a 1000989430/10 bitches °-°

Omg omg omg omg. This makes me believe in Larry 100 times more.

- Eesha

LARRY ALPHABETS IF I EVER GET A CHANCE.

going to Manchester tomorrow. 12 o clock, have to be at airport.

Nolly is Awesome

When me and Nolly first met, it was awesome. I mean this girl called me a legend and said I was beautiful. And after that we became pretty close friends and she even said she totally shipped me and Louis. Ah yes. And now we are even planning on recording a song together. She gave me her number so we could chat about the plan. We'll do it soon.

And yeah, about Harry having nail polish on his finger during one of the concert, im pretty sure its just for that domestic violence awareness programme. Who knows. Or maybe harry dressed up as a girl for Louis the other night and might have forgotten to remove the nail paint off of that one damn nail that's killing us all.

- Eesha.

I love Nolly

Im Funny

So @irawrtommo at ig asked us to DM her questions and I asked her this, LMAO. she later replied with a "may bee XD XD"

Oml hha im sooo funny like God eesha, stop.

- Eesha hahha

coming back in a while with other shit.

SHORT NEWS :

Louis Tomlinson's favorite new song is No Control.

Louis i Love you

That time when a fan gave Louis a piece of paper and told him to open it and face the camera so she can take a picture, her name was Eesha too. Loius later read what was written and he even said it "I love you eesha?"

It was a gooood moment. Omg.

And it always feels like he said that to meh heh

Jk that never really happened, a very generous soul, Larry.ftw, made me this.

Love you

X x X

- E

Louis's legs

Better legs than any other girl. I mean he is perfect all over. Head to toe. No wonder why Harry likes him, I mean he is hot, cute, badass, stylish and short, so he can just squish him whenever he wants.

Lol I can imagine that tho.

And about you all saying that Harry is dating Sara.

What I Think About It:

Its the same as Louis and that 5H girl. Yeah just because a guy hangs around with a girl doesn't mean they are dating or had §€x. They are just friends, I'm purty sure and about Harry giving her a goodbye kiss on the CHEEK doesnt mean they're dating for God's sake. Its so easy to tell when someone is dating thru their body languag and all their body language said was "we're just friends, fuckers"

- Eesha c:

Im Larry Af

Oh hell yesss !

Oml

Lmao.

HAHHAHAHHAA OMG SERIOUSLY, bow down to whoever made this.

- Eesha xx

Mrs Potato Queen

WHEN MRS POTATOQUEEN MEETS HARRY AND RUINS HIS JACKET, LOL SHE'S A GREAT PERSON TBH.

WELL SHE WAS TELLING HER STORY AND HOW SHE GOT HER LIPSTICK ON HIS JACKET, SHE SAID HE WAS SO TALL THAT EVEN WHEN SHE WAS WEARING HEELS, SHE HUGGED HIM AND ACCIDENTLY RUBBED HER LIP ON HIS CHEST. LMAO. I WISH THAT WAS ME.

WHY NOT ME. AND SHE SAID HIS VOICE WAS SO GOOD WHEN HE SAID "ready?" While she was unlocking her iPhone.

He is so cute. Why Harry?

One day, that'll be meh.

- Eesha x

Freinds Are Everything

I am always worried, because Deanna isnt replying from days.

I love my awesome awesome friends, id like to mention their names beacause it was National Friends Day yesterday I guess. Here we go

I LOVE you

Muzna, Zalanda, Aqsa . I, Aqsa . K, GULRANG, Malaika, Noor, Hamna, Fiza, Rabia, Dure, Natasha, Salina, Ayesha, Malaika . I, Maheen, Maham, Saman, Susa, Eli, Radii, Deanna, Nour, Nolly, Jade, Demetra, Poo, Insha, Effa, Ali, Teepu, My Mother, My Father, Hamayal, Hina, Alishba, Hayam, Aimen, Harry, Louis, Niall, Liam, Zayn, Ayesha Baji, Neelab, Guleena, Daaniyah, Huda.

When I die, you all are invited to my funeral.

REMINDER:

Friends are very important, dont underestimate any of them, because friends dont live forever and neither do you, value your friends and love them because one day, you might end up regretting everything. Im so thankful to Allah that he provided me with all the best friends I ever wished for, internet friends or school friends, they are FRIENDS.

I love you

- Eesha

hey

Guess what?

I love you

To the moon and back

Yeah you

niall is sick| ~°~°~°

OML I LOVE LOUIS C:

Haha. But also, get well soon niall

He my babe.

We Are Losing!

Oh COME ON, where are all the directioners at when you need them the most!!! Guys we are sooo losing here so get voting as much as you can, now come on!

- Eesha x x

Eleanor and Harry

Eleanor and Harry have the same sense of style, no wonder why Louis dated both of them. This explains alot. Eh?

I mean just look at my mom, so hot. WHY IS MY MOM SO HOTTT. F**k

I wanna be like my mom, but I also just wanna be myself, you know, be original, make my own ways and all. But she is very hot.

Also, she likes Saint Laurent too, like Harry is crazy for st L tho.

REMINDER:

No matter what others say to you, no matter how much they abuse you, no matter what they say about you, no matter how much they tell you to change, be original, you'll always be criticized. That wont stop. But just be original and be you, trying to be someone else is like changing your whole personality, dont worry too much about being skinny or being perfect, being yourself is far better than being anorexic dont you think?

- Eesha.

X X X

Learn to love yourself.

I hope my words were good

Muah

Michael Clifford

Omfg, Mikey doesnt look well AT ALL!!! Michael, baby get well soon. We love you.

If you dont know what happened, well Michael Clifford ( 5SOS ) was playing his guitar during their concert (Rock Out With Your Socks Out Tour) and got into a pyro accident, I watched the video and it was violent, I mean im grateful he survived. So like he got first degree burns and almost lost sight in his left eye.

Evn Calum Hood was hurt. But the fans react fast and started trending #getwellsoonmichael and #getwellsooncalum on Twitter.

And michael claimed that he's ok. So we r ok too.

- EESHA

Eleanor and Max's Fashion Blog.

So Eleanor and Max have started their own fashion blog as Eelanor opened about it on Instagram, and the blog was awesome, so many awesome photoshoots. She looked so hot and this picture is one of them

You should visit her blog now, if u haveny yet. Its simply awesome *-*

- Eesha

Aka Unicorn.tomlinson (ig)

Throw Back

Lol, major throwback to the time when fireproof was released and I made this out of excitement. Im a great fan so be jelly. Ha

- Eesha x x x

Still awake even though I'll be going to Manchester tomorrow at 12.

Sunday, 14 June 2015

This FANART IS SO CUUUUTE 😀

Had to share this, had to share it. Bruh 😍

Talented shits.

- Eesha

Having a sleepover rn and my friend is just asking for the iPad but I'm like, "I'm blogging so shoo" and now she's so pissed. She just saw this picture and asked me "What are they called? Larry Styles? Styleson? And what are the other gay names your fandom has created for these poor boys?"

So I replied with "Niam, Ziam, LILO, Zouis and all. And btw,I'm also writing a book about 1D, a fanfiction!" Her face was worth watching. Aha. And actually she's just my elder sister's bff, but my friend too

I know u don't give a shit so bye

Where's LIAM? 😁

Ok so Louis posted on Instagram and all. Blah blah

But...

But WHERE THE HECK is LIAM 😂

Harry's Reaction To Fireworks #ThrowbacktoWWAT

HARRY'S REACTION TO FIREWORKS AT THE WWAT 2014 IS JUST HILAIRS. AND TOTZ CUTE I MEAN I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM SO TIGHT. AW.

- Eesha XX

😃😃😃😃😃😃

#ZaynIsComingBack 😄

Accurate representation of the fandom rn 😂

I mean when I went to Twitter, #zayniscomingback is trending and I have a lot of proof for you, I screenshotted somethings which is very weird and sudden.

Like this

So Google has basically added Sayn back to the 1D member list. I mean woah.

And then this

So 1D posted on their FB page and they usually post their Setlist with the picture in which Zayn isn't there, but recently they posted their new Setlist and it was along with Zayn's picture, OMG. He was added to the OT5 Promo Pic, like omg YES YES YES 😍

and that ain't enough? Well obviously I have more proof.

And this is a lot of shit, which means that there is an 80% chance of Zayn returning. So fingers crossed and I'm praying.

- Eesha

XxXxXxX

World War III Started?

Wow This is a stupid move made by Teen Choice Awards. Lahk seriously, bruh!

Ever been so irritated about something that your head feels dizzy from rolling your eyes and sighing heavily so many times? That’s kind of what directioners are feeling like right now.

It’s all thanks to the first wave of TCA Nominations, which were unleashed upon the world on June 9. Going down the list, your eyes glaze over the usual heated categories, like Choice Drama TV Show and Choice Sci-Fi/Fantasy Movie Actor. But then you see it: the Fashion Choice Male Hottie category, which awkwardly pits One Direction against ex-member Zayn. Cue the eye rolls please. Lol

Frankly, putting Zayn and 1D in the same category is nothing short of diabolical. Directioners are still coming to grips with the newly-minted quartet, and judging by certain recent Twitter Exchanges, the guys aren’t done coping with the transition themselves. Trying to stir up conflict by pitting them against each other only hurts their fans and — worse cast scenario — divides them. OMFG. worst thing.

This begs the question: Is it too soon? According to most Directioners, the answer is a resounding “yes.” Fans took to Twitter today to express their disappointment over the sitch, making some excellent points about why this only inflates their grief:

@JocylenLuna1234:

Just as the 1D drama has settled down teen choice decide to start more by putting zayn and 1D in the same same category..

@gasmicstyles:

ONE DIRECTION VS ZAYN HOW ABOUT TEEN CHOICE VS ANGRY TEENAGE HORMONAL FANS WITH KNIVES!

Lol

It may be an unpopular opinion, but the best possible outcome in this unsettling scenario may just be for both 1D and Zayn to go home surfboard-less. If someone else in the category comes out on top, hopefully any rifts that have started to form in the 1D fandom will be mended, and everyone can breathe a heavy sigh of relief.

Plus, it’s not like the guys don’t have stiff competition — Austin Mahone, Ryan Guzman, Justin Bieber, and 5 Seconds of Summer are all nominated in the same category. In other words, plenty of slick young contenders are vying for that coveted title, and none of them should be counted out.

I mean comeon,tough competition.

But 1D always wins so hey.

But the real question is, has WW III started? Well yes.

And the Awards will be on 16th August. THANK GOD I CAN WATCH IT, BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS *-*

- Eesha

Saturday, 13 June 2015

Larry Alphabet

Larry Alphabet

I - Interviews

(Larry interviews can be so romantic and I don't know, weird)

Louis said after this "us two? " "yeah"
LOL he agrees

This was the most larriest interview, hands down.

I mean wut wut? I was just watching it all over again lol.
I mean just look at it! Bruh

- Eesha
Ok bye now
Battery 2% and my dad pretty much wants me to sleep because he came in the room like "u still on Twitter?"
And my guests coming over tmrw for a sleepover.m

Ugh

Bitch that called TALENT. ever heard of it? T-A-L-E-N-T

God damn these bitches. Lol XD

Another thing, Harry was dancing with a s*x doll onstage and I'm not even surprised 😂

- Eesha

No Control ADDED TO SETLIST 😀😀😀😀

EYaaaaaaaaaas bitches 😍 we did it. We ARE REAL DIRECTIONERS, THATS WHY WE ARE KNOWN AS THE FIERCEST AND BESTEST FANS. omg I am so proud of us. Lol

Good work to everyone who contributed because it's magical. Yay. It sounded so good live, no control sounded so good live. GREAT JOB LOUIS.

GOING TO TWITTER AND FINDING THIS MAKES ME FEEL HAPPY. I LOVED NO CONTROL SO MUCH. AND SPACES TOO. AND YEAH. 18 is also added to the SETLIST. Whoop whoop. It's an amazing song.

QOTD: what song makes you Nostalgic?

AOTD: um, well "Moments" really makes my nostalgic and then comes "Night Changes" 😍😍😍😍😍

louis turned to harry while singing "these arms were made for holding you" call an ambulance i won't last much longer 😭

- Eesha xx

Also don't forget, it's Peter Pans Birthday. The guy who made ur childhood 100% better. So respect

happy Birthday Peter Pan

Larry Alphabet

Larry Alphabet

H - hugs

Aaaaah my favourite, I mean Larry hugs are so long lasting and tight and warm. I watch them over about 50 times, my cousin (effa) is the witness. Lol 😂 her name on G+ is Effascus Derp so follow her.

Ok this is literally my fav OMG

omg

Omg fetus